Undr: Ian, or "Mr. What...Again?"

Char: Char, or Esoterik if you knew her from *P; Mz. Horny Hands when Ian is being snarky

Alex: oldest spawn, 16

Rachel: middle spawn, 14

Kevin: youngest spawn, 12

Brad: Char's father

Nika: Char's sister

Peter: Nika's husband, aka the whitest African American Brad's ever known

Erin: Ian's niece, who moved in with us when she was 16 and is like our daughter.

Miko: Erin's husband, aka Mikkos, fomerly known as "You're here again?"

Toni: Erin and Miko's oldest spawn, who is Ian's great niece by blood, but granddaughter by heart

Travis: Erin and Miko's second spawn, who is Ian's great nephew by blood but grandson by heart

Thad: Erin and Miko's third spawn, who is Ian's great nephew by blood but grandson by heart

Charlene: Erin and Miko's fourth spawn, who is Ian's great niece by blood by granddaughter by heart...and named after Char :)

TK: aka TornadoKicker, aka Greg, one of Ian and Char's best friends, part owner of the dojang

Dack: One of Ian and Char's other best friends, swears he hates kids but loves to babysit, used to own part of the dojang

Theresa: Dack's wife, has the patience of a saint to put up with him

Craig: Ian's brother, apparently here to stay

Thumper: aka K.A. Thompson, writer, has known Ian since 7th grade but doesn't hold that against him. Yet.